That Miserable Lesbian

anniephantom:

so it all started when i made two sims and messed with their genetics to make their children

all fun and game you speak?? ahahaha, no

this was an emotion roller coaster my friend

so i was messing around with their genetics, and i came up with this fellow

and i thought

hey

he kind of looks

ADORABLE

i couldn’t believe how a sim so cute could come out of me just messing around with genetics

he awed me with his precious little almond eyes and perky lil lips and wispy hair

so i thought

why not make him even cuter

this thought became my downfall

so i started messing around with his features

i gave him stubbles

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i couldn’t believe mine eyes

it made him even CUTER

so i kept on keepin on

and this

became this

(hello adorable cardi)

which then became this

HOLY CROWSNEST MAN

I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT I DID SEE

HE GOT EVEN CUTER, THAT FUCKER

AND HE JUST KEPT LOOKIN AT ME

MAKIN HIS FACE ALL PRECIOUS AND I CAN’T

OH MY GOD WILL YOU STOP

needless to say, i fell in love. i fell in love with a sim. but, i felt it my right to give him a good sim life with a good sim lady and a little sim baby

i loved him, but i knew that if i really loved him, i must let him go

so i made him a honey

and a wee little one

oh my god he is so perf look at him with his little daughter I CAN’T

I AM GOING TO BARF FROM THE CUTE

anyways so i made him a quaint cutie family and i started to play with them

and it was okay at first

it was like

“gOD you are SMOKIN’ look at you being all adorable”

“aww oh my gosh your little face i just wanna squish it”

and then

the thing that changed it all

OH

HELL

TO

THE

FUCK

NO

LIKE I KNOW THEY WERE MARRIED AND SHIT AND THEY HAD A DAUGHTER BUT I COULDN’T JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH HER SLOBBER ALL OVER HIM I JUST

SHE WAS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT SONG HE BELONGS WITH ME

i got a baaaaad case of the jealousy. my heart broke. i knew i had to let him have a life beyond me but I COULDN’T DO IT

NOT WHEN I LOVED HIM SO MUCH AND SHE WOULD NEVER AND COULD NEVER LOVE HIM THE WAY I COULD

look at her poor dank ass like she just got fucked in an alleyway

dem fuckin anime eyes

who the fuck kawaii ass she think she is

she aint no dean winchester with those kawaii ass eyes

anyways

with love’s best interest in mind

i did what i had to do

DAS RIGHT BITCH

YOU DON’T FUCKIN MESS WITH ME I KILL YOU

AND— oh.

and that’s when my heart broke again.

he was crying.

i realized that maybe

if i really did love him

i wouldn’t go killin his nappyass bitches

And that was the day I learned how to love.